The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
Nihilum Absque Deus
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The Kingdom of Runopa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wombaticus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 20.723 billion Runopans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taros. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Runopan economy, worth a remarkable 2,525 trillion polar crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,875 polar crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Runopa's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Runopa is ranked 69th in Antarctica and 140,837th in the world for Most Average, scoring -797 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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