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The Golden Halls of Runavik

“Per Aspera Ad Cervisia”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Scandinavia

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The Golden Halls of Runavik is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar Brandr with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.927 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tórshavn. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown. Runavik's national animal is the Fjörsvartnir, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Krona.

Runavik is ranked 89th in Scandinavia and 99,905th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -40 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Runavik, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Runavik, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Runavik, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 4 days ago: Runavik was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Runavik fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Runavik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Runavik, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Runavik, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Tórshavn Times is sold out.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Runavik, abortions are routinely performed in Runavik's hospitals.
  • 16 days ago: Runavik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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