The Federal Republic of Royal Victorin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Ray with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 22.209 billion Victorinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victorin City. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal Victorinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,797 trillion Victoris a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,946 Victoris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and foreign leaders are advising that King Ray's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Victorin's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-Demnonational Christianity.

Royal Victorin is ranked 12,381^st in the world and 5^th in Florida for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.3 law-abiding acts per hour.