Fattest Citizens: 224th Rudest Citizens: 233rd Highest Crime Rates: 247th
The Libertarian Paradise of
Anarchy
Live Free or Die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Libertarian Paradise of Royal St Andrews is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ludwig Von Mises with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.225 billion Rothbardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Public Transport. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but underdeveloped Royal St Andrewsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion BallMarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 96,570 BallMarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 613,345 per year while the poor average 6,299, a ratio of 97.4 to 1.

Procrastination is a national sport, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Royal St Andrewsian Embarrassments, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal St Andrews's national animal is the Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal St Andrews is ranked 118,889th in the world and 3,070th in Balder for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 39.18 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 224thRudest Citizens: 233rdHighest Crime Rates: 247thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 361stMost Armed: 391stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 643rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 769thMost Avoided: 994thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,738thLargest Retail Industry: 2,617thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,841stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,603rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,636thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,734thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,005thLargest Populations: 4,033rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,492ndHighest Economic Output: 4,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,940thMost Pro-Market: 4,963rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,248thHighest Drug Use: 5,552ndMost Extreme: 7,300thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,781stNudest: 9,951stMost Politically Free: 13,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,370th
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 76th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Populations: 88th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 113th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 122nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 139th in the regionMost Extreme: 147th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 157th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 165th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 215th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 298th in the regionNudest: 348th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Royal St Andrewsian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Royal St Andrews's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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