Fattest Citizens: 235th Rudest Citizens: 248th Highest Crime Rates: 259th
The Libertarian Paradise of
Anarchy
Live Free or Die
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Libertarian Paradise of Royal St Andrews is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ludwig Von Mises with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.56 billion Rothbardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Public Transport. Income tax is unheard of.

The enormous but sluggish Royal St Andrewsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,659 trillion BallMarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 89,396 BallMarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 622,982 per year while the poor average 4,447, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal St Andrews's national animal is the Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal St Andrews is ranked 6,214th in the world and 236th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,420.94 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Fattest Citizens: 235thRudest Citizens: 248thHighest Crime Rates: 259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 339thMost Armed: 417thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 656thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 794thMost Avoided: 1,030thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,010thLargest Retail Industry: 3,341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,522ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,754thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,843rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,868thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,882ndLargest Populations: 3,989thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,569thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,701stMost Pro-Market: 4,871stHighest Drug Use: 5,372ndHighest Economic Output: 5,491stLargest Gambling Industry: 6,214thMost Extreme: 7,134thTop
10%
Nudest: 8,468thLargest Mining Sector: 12,009th
Top
1%
Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 42nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Pro-Market: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 91st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97th in the regionMost Extreme: 110th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 119th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 164th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 176th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 177th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 234th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 264th in the regionNudest: 270th in the regionMost Politically Free: 342nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Royal St Andrews's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, the nation is so apathetic that Rothbardians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Ludwig Von Mises's bedroom.

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