The Libertarian Paradise of
Capitalizt
Live Free or Die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Libertarian Paradise of Royal St Andrews is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ludwig Von Mises with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.312 billion Rothbardians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals is solely concerned with Public Transport. Income tax is unheard of.

The Royal St Andrewsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,523 trillion BallMarks a year, is driven entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,813 BallMarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,267,362 per year while the poor average 5,739, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Royal St Andrews's national animal is the Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Royal St Andrews is ranked 6th in the South Pacific and 726th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Royal St Andrews, people all over Royal St Andrews are dying of 'Mad Gopher Disease'.
  • 10 days ago: Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Royal St Andrews was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).

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