Largest Populations: 207th Most Efficient Economies: 426th Highest Economic Output: 729th
The Queen's State of
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The Queen's State of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 29.55 billion Windsorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,602 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,588 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 187,271st in the world and 1,570th in Ancient Lands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 13.49 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 207thMost Efficient Economies: 426thHighest Economic Output: 729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 779thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,566thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,333rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,603rdSmartest Citizens: 3,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,202ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,228thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,447thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,529thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,601stMost Developed: 5,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,359thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,359thMost Secular: 7,118thMost Avoided: 8,005thMost Pacifist: 8,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,156thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,475thTop
Most Stationary: 9,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,994thMost Influential: 13,179thHealthiest Citizens: 13,982ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,929thNicest Citizens: 15,765thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,961stSafest: 16,976thNudest: 17,252ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,053rd
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 81st in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionMost Income Equality: 97th in the regionMost Average: 120th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 141st in the region

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