Largest Populations: 206th Most Efficient Economies: 422nd Highest Economic Output: 719th
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The Queen's State of Royal House of Windsor is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 29.818 billion Windsorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Royal House of Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,664 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,976 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is totally unknown. Royal House of Windsor's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Royal House of Windsor is ranked 18,916th in the world and 1st in Ancient Lands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Largest Populations: 206thMost Efficient Economies: 422ndHighest Economic Output: 719thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 779thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,605thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,265thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,425thLargest Retail Industry: 2,639thSmartest Citizens: 3,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,409thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,482ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,607thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,111thHighest Average Incomes: 5,473rdMost Developed: 5,530thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,087thMost Secular: 7,835thMost Avoided: 8,348thMost Pacifist: 8,807thTop
Most Stationary: 9,394thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,851stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,292ndMost Influential: 13,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,583rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,570thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,730thNicest Citizens: 16,123rdSafest: 16,375thLowest Crime Rates: 17,471st
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 85th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 98th in the regionMost Average: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 142nd in the region

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