The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Groovus!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed Republic of Rousannas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 22.389 billion Rousannasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rousannas City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rousannasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,160 trillion chiasmatas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,808 chiasmatas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", and the government is sending thousands of citizens overseas to defend a square mile of land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rousannas's national animal is the beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rousannas is ranked 4,596th in Lazarus and 140,351st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -72 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, the government is sending thousands of citizens overseas to defend a square mile of land.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, the government is almost completely paralyzed by the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, the nation leads Lazarus in per capita stalking.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Rousannas, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.

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