The State of Ron Malcolm is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.815 billion Ron Malcolmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The strong Ron Malcolmian economy, worth 894 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 47,558 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Ron Malcolm's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, military spending is on the increase, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ron Malcolm's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ron Malcolm is ranked 241,442^nd in the world and 344^th in United States of America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.26 law-abiding acts per hour.