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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.547 billion Romanelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

Religious classes are compulsory for all school students, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, and theoretical science is only theoretical. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 65th in Romania and 108,584th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -16 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • 4 days ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 9 days ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 9 days ago: Romanelia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".

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