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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.517 billion Romanelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and religious classes are compulsory for all school students. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 64th in Romania and 110,695th in the world for Best Weather, with -744 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Child Pornography Ban".
  • 4 days ago: Romanelia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Capitalist Paradise".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • 7 days ago: Romanelia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 7 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Legal Competence".

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