Largest Soda Pop Sector: 156th Largest Retail Industry: 309th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 333rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.555 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,119 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 283,017 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, abortions are routinely performed in Romanelia's hospitals, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 100,120th in the world and 4th in Romania for Most Authoritarian, with 0.23 Stalins.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 156thLargest Retail Industry: 309thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 333rdLargest Insurance Industry: 489thLargest Black Market: 492ndMost Efficient Economies: 864thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,071stFattest Citizens: 1,112thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,120thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,153rdHighest Economic Output: 1,187thMost Stationary: 1,402ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,439thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1,904thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,151stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,216thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,375thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,521stMost Influential: 2,814thMost Avoided: 2,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,949thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,052ndMost Devout: 3,656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,784thMost Average: 4,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,418thLargest Populations: 6,105thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,110thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,688thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,772ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,366th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Romanelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Invasive Species"".
  • : Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Transfers".
  • : Romanelia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Romanelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preservation of Artefacts".
  • : Romanelia voted for The United Federation of Eura in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, abortions are routinely performed in Romanelia's hospitals.

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