Largest Soda Pop Sector: 175th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346th Largest Retail Industry: 376th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.265 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,312 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 282,505 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in București, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 47,036th in the world and 6th in Romania for Most Pro-Market, scoring 55.78 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 346thLargest Retail Industry: 376thLargest Insurance Industry: 449thLargest Black Market: 574thMost Efficient Economies: 843rdFattest Citizens: 1,144thHighest Economic Output: 1,177thLargest Mining Sector: 1,225thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,305thMost Stationary: 1,337thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,339thRudest Citizens: 1,340thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 1,553rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,188thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,386thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,524thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,619thMost Influential: 2,929thMost Avoided: 3,073rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,451stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,620thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,655thMost Devout: 3,870thLargest Populations: 5,874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,345thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,842ndTop
10%
Most Average: 9,131stLargest Governments: 9,320thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,264thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,704thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,230th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in București.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Romanelia.
  • : Romanelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Lone Wolves United".
  • : Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, books are so highly regarded in Romanelia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.

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