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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.65 billion, 133 million of whom are zombies, Romanelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, almost all of Romanelia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 2nd in Romania and 2,064th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Romanelia is currently attempting to exterminate its infected with military force.

People: 5,517,093,758

Zombies: 133,121,846

Dead: 5,462,177,167

Survival Rate: 49.65%

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