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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.428 billion Romanelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 46th in Romania and 116,992nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -480 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Romanelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • 9 days ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Romanelia to be bombproof.
  • 11 days ago: Romanelia withdrew its endorsement from The Județ of Romanatzi.
  • 12 days ago: Romanelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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