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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.879 billion Romanelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

Romanelia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 1st in Romania and 1,045th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 14 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 4 days ago: Romanelia fell out of the world Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia lodged a message on the Romania Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, Romanelia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven"".
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.

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