Largest Soda Pop Sector: 188th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335th Largest Retail Industry: 411th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.687 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,383 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 279,436 bribes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,003,270 per year while the poor average 55,763, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, Klaus Iohannis is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 176,455th in the world and 2nd in ROMANIA OFFICIAL for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335thLargest Retail Industry: 411thLargest Insurance Industry: 489thLargest Black Market: 684thMost Efficient Economies: 845thRudest Citizens: 1,069thFattest Citizens: 1,118thHighest Economic Output: 1,190thLargest Mining Sector: 1,303rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,410thHighest Average Incomes: 1,651stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,044thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,177thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,613thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,648thMost Avoided: 3,036thMost Influential: 3,271stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,837thMost Devout: 4,021stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,033rdLargest Populations: 5,807thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,485thTop
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Largest Governments: 9,076thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,220thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,576th

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