The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Klaus Iohannis
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.131 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,750 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,197 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 27th in Romania and 139,526th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -18 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 minutes ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Romanelia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Avoided.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Stujenske".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 10 days ago: Romanelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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