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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.255 billion Romanelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

The government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, organ donation is compulsory, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 16th in Romania and 37,320th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 88 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 8 days ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn General Halcones".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Romanelia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.

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