The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Klaus Iohannis
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.994 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,703 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 308,741 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, child labor has been outlawed, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 1st in Romania and 2,914th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 612 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, child labor has been outlawed.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 7 days ago: Romanelia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.

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