The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Klaus Iohannis
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.933 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,937 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 282,619 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around București, the Romanelian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 1st in Romania and 498th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 13 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Romanelia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Romanelia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the Romanelian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around București.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Romanelia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, private law firms are unheard of.

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