The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Klaus Iohannis
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.842 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,722 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 314,358 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 36th in Romania and 121,368th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -70 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Romanelia's influence in Romania fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 9 days ago: Romanelia changed its national capital to "București".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.

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