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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.077 billion Romanelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales industries.

1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 46th in Romania and 89,426th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 36 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Romanelia's influence in Romania rose from "Contender" to "Dealmaker".
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Romanelia's influence in Romania rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections.

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