The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Klaus Iohannis
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.348 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,783 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 306,387 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 6th in Romania and 56,274th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 75 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Romanelia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Devout.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Pro-Market.
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Pro-Market.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, students in Romanelia's schools rarely attend their classes.

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