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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.931 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, cocalars are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and all guns must be registered. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 1st in Romania and 527th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 128 Whatever.

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