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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.93 billion Romanelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.

Euthanasia is illegal, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the only places to see cocalars now are at local zoos, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 73rd in Romania and 112,881st in the world for Best Weather, with -754 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Landmine Convention"".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, the only places to see cocalars now are at local zoos.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, Romanelia's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • 8 days ago: Romanelia was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.

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