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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia

“Să trăiț bine māncavaș”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Romania

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The Bulibashescian Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bulibășescu Mondealu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.065 billion Romanelians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales industries.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics, and its currency is the bribe.

Romanelia is ranked 46th in Romania and 92,206th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -10 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Romanelia's influence in Romania rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections.
  • 5 days ago: Romanelia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Romanelia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 6 days ago: Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rules of Surrender".

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