Largest Soda Pop Sector: 177th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 333rd Largest Retail Industry: 350th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.759 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,139 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 280,472 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Romanelian Embarrassments, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Klaus Iohannis's questionably sane new coalition partners, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 4,691st in the world and 2nd in Romania for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,278.65 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 333rdLargest Retail Industry: 350thLargest Insurance Industry: 499thLargest Black Market: 535thMost Efficient Economies: 862ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,129thFattest Citizens: 1,161stLargest Mining Sector: 1,181stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,190thHighest Economic Output: 1,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,265thRudest Citizens: 1,373rdMost Stationary: 1,393rdTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 1,532ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,471stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,508thMost Influential: 2,865thMost Avoided: 2,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,245thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,280thMost Devout: 3,750thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,691stLargest Populations: 6,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,153rdMost Average: 7,007thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,250thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,563rdLargest Governments: 9,583rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,851stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,935th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Klaus Iohannis's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Romanelian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.
  • : Romanelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Romanelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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