Largest Soda Pop Sector: 180th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328th Largest Retail Industry: 358th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Romānia lucrului bine făcut
Regional Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Republic of Romanelia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus Iohannis with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.888 billion Romanelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanelian economy, worth a remarkable 4,165 trillion bribes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 279,763 bribes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanelia's national animal is the cocalar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is rubbing wallets against relics.

Romanelia is ranked 163,452nd in the world and 7th in Romania for Longest Average Lifespans, with 26.5 Years.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328thLargest Retail Industry: 358thLargest Insurance Industry: 494thLargest Black Market: 586thMost Efficient Economies: 846thFattest Citizens: 1,108thHighest Economic Output: 1,223rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,233rdRudest Citizens: 1,236thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,360thMost Stationary: 1,367thHighest Average Incomes: 1,554thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,019thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,485thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,496thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,537thMost Influential: 2,882ndMost Avoided: 3,031stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,418thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,712thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,815thMost Devout: 3,820thLargest Populations: 5,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,952ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,134thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,478thMost Average: 10,580thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,743rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,929thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,152nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Romanelia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Romanelia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 5% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Romanelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Protocol"".
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Klaus Iohannis's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Romanelian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Romanelia, the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics