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The Holy Theocratic Imperium of Rolandtopia

“Rolandtopia or Death”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The United Federation

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The Holy Theocratic Imperium of Rolandtopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Grand Doci with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.031 billion Rolandtopans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shi'Kahr. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine the Grand Doci is punishable by death, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rolandtopia's national animal is the Tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Rolanditism, and its currency is the Gold-Pressed Latinum.

Rolandtopia is ranked 6th in The United Federation and 34,366th in the world for Best Weather, with 11 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 119 minutes ago

  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine the Grand Doci is punishable by death.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 8 days ago: Rolandtopia changed its national demonym to "Rolandtopan" and its demonym adjective to "Rolandtopan".
  • 8 days ago: Rolandtopia fell out of the world Top 1% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Rolandtopia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.

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