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The Holy Theocratic Imperium of Rolandtopia

“Rolandtopia or Death”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The United Federation

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The Holy Theocratic Imperium of Rolandtopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Grand Doci with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.49 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shi'Kahr. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Religious classes are compulsory for all school students, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rolandtopia's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Rolanditism, and its currency is the Gold-Pressed Latinum.

Rolandtopia is ranked 11th in The United Federation and 119,264th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 7 days ago: Rolandtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Rolandtopia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.

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