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The Holy Theocratic Imperium of Rolandtopia

“Rolandtopia or Death”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The United Federation

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The Holy Theocratic Imperium of Rolandtopia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by the Grand Doci with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.251 billion Rolandtopans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shi'Kahr. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Rolandtopia's House of Parliament, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rolandtopia's national animal is the Tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Rolanditism, and its currency is the Gold-Pressed Latinum.

Rolandtopia is ranked 10th in The United Federation and 109,513th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -280 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Rolandtopia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 22 days ago: Rolandtopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • 22 days ago: Rolandtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 26 days ago: Rolandtopia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as Rolandtopia's House of Parliament.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Rolandtopia, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.

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