Nudest: 3,531st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,090th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,167th
The Woodhouse Sanctum of
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Skin on skin, let the love begin
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The Woodhouse Sanctum of Rolands End is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Childe Roland with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.173 billion Rolands Endians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The powerhouse Rolands Endian economy, worth 542 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,348 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, Childe Roland has just been declared ruler of Rolands End in an international press conference, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is moderate. Rolands End's national animal is the ^-^, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rolands End is ranked 82,880th in the world and 1st in Nazis Here Nazis There for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 952.15 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Nudest: 3,531stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,090thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,167thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,993rdMost Stationary: 10,147thLargest Populations: 12,260thMost Avoided: 14,180thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,957thLargest Black Market: 17,202nd

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