Location: the Rejected Realms

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Amazingly Yummy Empire of Robo Pies is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Pie Dux Umwelt with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.61 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galvaspilseta Crustum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Procrastination is a national sport, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robo Pies's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pie.

Robo Pies is ranked 183rd in the Rejected Realms and 13,070th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 20 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and