Most Efficient Economies: 490th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,205th Rudest Citizens: 1,207th
The Constitutional Kingdom of
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The Constitutional Kingdom of Robertsonstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Robert I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.809 billion Robertsonstanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taylorville. The average income tax rate is 3.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robertsonstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion Tays a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,188 Tays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime is a major problem. Robertsonstan's national animal is the Ragdoll, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Robertsonstan is ranked 189,927th in the world and 4,967th in Osiris for Best Weather, with -245 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Efficient Economies: 490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,205thRudest Citizens: 1,207thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,277thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,364thLargest Mining Sector: 1,902ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,044thMost Avoided: 2,143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,351stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,389thMost Armed: 2,530thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,744thFattest Citizens: 2,886thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,190thLargest Black Market: 4,675thHighest Crime Rates: 4,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,503rdHighest Economic Output: 5,971stHighest Average Incomes: 6,769thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,809thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,767thMost Devout: 8,830thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,049thLargest Populations: 13,783rd
Most Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 104th in the regionMost Avoided: 112th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 126th in the regionMost Armed: 129th in the regionFattest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 201st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 227th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 240th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 279th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 296th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 318th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 353rd in the regionMost Devout: 391st in the regionLargest Populations: 429th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Robertsonstan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Robertsonstan was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Robertsonstan ceased to exist.
  • : Robertsonstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Robertsonstan's influence in The Allied States rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Robertsonstan's influence in The Allied States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Robertsonstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, Largest Gambling Industry, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Robertsonstan's influence in The Allied States rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Robertsonstan, all weapon research has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Robertsonstan, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.


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