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The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston

“When Did All These Biker Gangs Arrive?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific


The Contrived Inhibition of Robbinston is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ron Burgundy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.208 billion Robbinstonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Robbins. The average income tax rate is 63%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Students cut up leftover Beaver Pelts during Arts and Crafts, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robbinston's national animal is the lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Zoroastrianism, and its currency is the Beaver Pelt.

Robbinston is ranked 3,797th in the West Pacific and 110,941st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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