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The World Wide Terrorist Cell of RImmson

“We gonna terrorist the heck outa you!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The World Wide Terrorist Cell of RImmson is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Osama Bin Neo Laden with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.336 billion RImmsonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some cave under a hill. The average income tax rate is 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, RImmson's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. RImmson's national animal is the Forrest Terrorist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the act of bombing, and its currency is the Bomb vest.

RImmson is ranked 3,290th in Balder and 115,616th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -307 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 110 minutes ago

  • 2 days 22 hours ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: RImmson was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in RImmson, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in RImmson, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in RImmson, RImmson's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in RImmson, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in RImmson, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 4 days ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 6 days ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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