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The World Wide Terrorist Cell of RImmson

“We gonna terrorist the heck outa you!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The World Wide Terrorist Cell of RImmson is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Osama Bin Neo Laden with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.564 billion RImmsonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some cave under a hill. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RImmsonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion Bomb vests a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,566 Bomb vests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', RImmson's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RImmson's national animal is the Forrest Terrorist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the act of bombing.

RImmson is ranked 2,584th in Balder and 84,054th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.12 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 6 days ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 9 days ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 11 days ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 12 days ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in RImmson, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in RImmson, RImmson's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 13 days ago: RImmson was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 14 days ago: RImmson was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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