Rudest Citizens: 511th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 717th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 882nd
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The Life is Hilariously Cruel of Right Wing Politics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Burridge with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.859 billion Right Wing Politicsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Right Wing Politicsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,640 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 292,637 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Right Wing Politics's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Right Wing Politics is ranked 2,529th in the world and 2nd in The Conservative Coalition for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,291.3 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 717thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 884thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 919thLargest Retail Industry: 925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 947thHighest Economic Output: 973rdLargest Mining Sector: 978thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,056thMost Avoided: 1,076thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,100thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,234thHighest Average Incomes: 1,317thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,366thFattest Citizens: 1,400thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,507thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,629thSafest: 1,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,285thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,529thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,545thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,164thLargest Black Market: 4,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,640thLargest Populations: 5,325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,384thMost Cultured: 6,171stTop
Highest Drug Use: 7,578thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,081stNudest: 8,394thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,502ndMost Secular: 9,549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,902ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,269thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,458th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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