Rudest Citizens: 533rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 781st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 902nd
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The Life is Hilariously Cruel of Right Wing Politics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Burridge with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.811 billion Right Wing Politicsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Right Wing Politicsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,898 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 291,382 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Right Wing Politics's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Right Wing Politics is ranked 177,241st in the world and 13th in The Conservative Coalition for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 533rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 781stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 902ndHighest Economic Output: 952ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 975thLargest Mining Sector: 1,024thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,116thLargest Retail Industry: 1,121stMost Avoided: 1,140thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,162ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,238thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,400thHighest Average Incomes: 1,411thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,440thFattest Citizens: 1,481stSmartest Citizens: 1,649thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,730thTop
Safest: 2,038thMost Efficient Economies: 2,233rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,754thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,764thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,068thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,102ndLargest Populations: 5,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,100thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,101stLargest Black Market: 5,549thMost Cultured: 6,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,773rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 9,202ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,378thNudest: 11,099thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,433rdMost Secular: 12,125thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,868thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,179thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,247thMost Influential: 17,516th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

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