The Life is Hilariously Cruel of
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Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Life is Hilariously Cruel of Right Wing Politics is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thomas Burridge with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.368 billion Right Wing Politicsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Right Wing Politicsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,796 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,023 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, new urban roads are threatening city parks, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Right Wing Politics, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Right Wing Politics's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Right Wing Politics is ranked 1st in The Conservative Coalition and 999th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 52 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 8 hours ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Right Wing Politics fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • 10 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 11 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 16 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 18 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 19 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 23 days ago: Right Wing Politics was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.

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