Rudest Citizens: 650th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 740th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 907th
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The Life is Hilariously Cruel of Right Wing Politics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Burridge with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 16.4 billion Right Wing Politicsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Right Wing Politicsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,805 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 292,996 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Right Wing Politics's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Right Wing Politics is ranked 1,117th in the world and 2nd in The Conservative Coalition for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 384.09 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Rudest Citizens: 650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 740thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 907thHighest Poor Incomes: 919thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 962ndHighest Economic Output: 966thLargest Mining Sector: 1,001stLargest Retail Industry: 1,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,117thMost Avoided: 1,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,213thHighest Average Incomes: 1,379thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,401stFattest Citizens: 1,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,481stSmartest Citizens: 1,626thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,770thSafest: 1,996thMost Efficient Economies: 2,240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,578thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,060thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,358thLargest Black Market: 4,039thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,928thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,086thLargest Populations: 5,146thMost Cultured: 6,379thHighest Drug Use: 7,561stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,980thNudest: 10,313thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,577thMost Secular: 10,870thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,672nd
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the region

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