Largest Soda Pop Sector: 675th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,052nd Fattest Citizens: 1,354th
The Hipster Republic of
Anarchy
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Hipster Republic of Rhine Ruhr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jeffery with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.041 billion Rhinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Düsseldorf. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rhine Ruhrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Rhinian guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 149,689 Rhinian guilders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 920,850 per year while the poor average 10,612, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, birth rates have hit an all-time low, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and Düsseldorf's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rhine Ruhr's national animal is the Bulbasaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rhine Ruhr is ranked 176,746th in the world and 133rd in European Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.43 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 675thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,052ndFattest Citizens: 1,354thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,416thHighest Crime Rates: 1,471stMost Armed: 1,510thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,549thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,728thTop
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,913thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,304thRudest Citizens: 2,475thMost Avoided: 2,557thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,771stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,837thLargest Mining Sector: 3,393rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,018thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,534thMost Politically Free: 4,618thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,122ndHighest Economic Output: 5,179thMost Influential: 5,352ndMost Pro-Market: 5,837thNudest: 6,417thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,500thMost Extreme: 7,076thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 9,398thMost Cultured: 9,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,010thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,136thSmartest Citizens: 13,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,130thMost Efficient Economies: 14,192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,668th
Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Cultured, and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Rhine Ruhr lodged a message on the European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Rhine Ruhr lodged a message on the European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.

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