Largest Soda Pop Sector: 662nd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,032nd Fattest Citizens: 1,322nd
The Hipster Republic of
Anarchy
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Hipster Republic of Rhine Ruhr is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Jeffery with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.871 billion Rhinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Düsseldorf. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rhine Ruhrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,627 trillion Rhinian guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 149,689 Rhinian guilders, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 920,850 per year while the poor average 10,612, a ratio of 86.8 to 1.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, birth rates have hit an all-time low, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and Düsseldorf's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rhine Ruhr's national animal is the Bulbasaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rhine Ruhr is ranked 2,120th in the world and 15th in European Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 25,030.24 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 662ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,032ndFattest Citizens: 1,322ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,388thHighest Crime Rates: 1,434thMost Armed: 1,460thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,518thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,651stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,898thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,246thRudest Citizens: 2,437thMost Avoided: 2,505thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,774thLargest Mining Sector: 3,351stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,297thMost Politically Free: 4,804thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,970thHighest Economic Output: 5,191stMost Influential: 5,257thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,361stMost Pro-Market: 6,307thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,680thNudest: 7,390thMost Extreme: 7,659thMost Cultured: 9,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,503rdLargest Populations: 9,530thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,764thSmartest Citizens: 12,850thMost Efficient Economies: 13,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,174thMost Devout: 18,863rd
Top
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Cultured, and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Rhine Ruhr lodged a message on the European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Rhine Ruhr lodged a message on the European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Rhine Ruhr was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Rhine Ruhr lodged a message on the European Union Regional Message Board.

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