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The Kingdom of RG

“Failure is success if we learn from it.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: WWSETI

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The Kingdom of RG is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.424 billion RGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RG City. The average income tax rate is 4%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RG's national animal is the Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Paper Otter.

RG is ranked 2nd in WWSETI and 115,725th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -316 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: RG fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • 15 days ago: RG fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in RG, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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by Max Barry

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