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The Kingdom of RG

“Failure is success if we learn from it.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: WWSETI

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The Kingdom of RG is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.931 billion RGians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RG City. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. RG's national animal is the Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Paper Otter.

RG is ranked 1st in WWSETI and 2,647th in the world for Best Weather, with 279 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in RG, the government is almost completely paralyzed by the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • 9 days ago: RG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 20 days ago: RG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).

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by Max Barry

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