| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: The Empire of Friendship
Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Mother of the Empire of Retro Lyra is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rodrick Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.837 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hollo Caverns. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Retro Lyra Blood Tithe, large areas of Retro Lyra are not accessible by the public, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retro Lyra's national animal is the llama with hats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Zeldian Rupee.
Retro Lyra is ranked 10th in The Empire of Friendship and 46,309th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 20 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.









































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 9 hours ago:
Retro Lyra lodged a message on the The Empire of Friendship Regional Message Board. - 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Retro Lyra, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. - 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Retro Lyra, inheritance tax has recently been abolished. - 1 day 6 hours ago:
Retro Lyra lodged a message on the The Empire of Friendship Regional Message Board. - 1 day 22 hours ago:
Retro Lyra was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: #1). - 1 day 23 hours ago:
Retro Lyra was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy". - 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Retro Lyra, large areas of Retro Lyra are not accessible by the public. - 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Retro Lyra, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Retro Lyra Blood Tithe. - 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Retro Lyra, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. - 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Retro Lyra, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.







