The Mother Empire of Retro Lyra is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rodrick Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.424 billion Retro Lyrans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hollo Caverns. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Retro Lyran economy, worth 32.1 trillion Zeldian Rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 5,911 Zeldian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nude art is becoming wildly popular, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the undead are an officially recognised ethnic minority (Retro Lyra has found 1 easter egg). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retro Lyra's national animal is the llama with hats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 23 hours ago
- 2 days 23 hours ago: Retro Lyra rejected a request from Kerala for an embassy with The Empire of Friendship.
- 16 days ago: Retro Lyra lodged a message on the The Empire of Friendship Regional Message Board.
- 27 days ago: Retro Lyra fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- 30 days ago: Retro Lyra fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
- 35 days ago: Retro Lyra lodged a message on the The Empire of Friendship Regional Message Board.
- 36 days ago: Retro Lyra's influence in The Empire of Friendship rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- 52 days ago: Retro Lyra fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
- 60 days ago: Retro Lyra was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
- 69 days ago: Retro Lyra's influence in The Empire of Friendship rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- 69 days ago: Retro Lyra lodged a message on the The Empire of Friendship Regional Message Board.