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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija

“Republika Slovenija”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Axis of Evil

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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Triglav with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.68 billion Republika Slovenijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljubljana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', surveillance cameras are banned, and Republika Slovenija successfully hosted the The Axis of Evil Olympics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republika Slovenija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Euro.

Republika Slovenija is ranked 2nd in The Axis of Evil and 4,362nd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 4 days ago: Republika Slovenija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Republika Slovenija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Republika Slovenija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Average (last census: Top 5%).
  • 31 days ago: Republika Slovenija fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, Republika Slovenija successfully hosted the The Axis of Evil Olympics.
  • 34 days ago: Republika Slovenija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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by Max Barry

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