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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija

“Republika Slovenija”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Axis of Evil

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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Triglav with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.466 billion Republika Slovenijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljubljana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation leads The Axis of Evil in per capita stalking, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republika Slovenija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Euro.

Republika Slovenija is ranked 2nd in The Axis of Evil and 2,916th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 42 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, the nation leads The Axis of Evil in per capita stalking.
  • 7 days ago: Republika Slovenija fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 12 days ago: Republika Slovenija's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 17 days ago: Republika Slovenija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 32 days ago: Republika Slovenija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 5%).
  • 40 days ago: Republika Slovenija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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