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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija

“Republika Slovenija”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Axis of Evil

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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Triglav with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.024 billion Republika Slovenijans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljubljana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, abortions are routinely performed in Republika Slovenija's hospitals, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republika Slovenija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Euro.

Republika Slovenija is ranked 9th in The Axis of Evil and 12,554th in the world for Largest Populations, with 7,024 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, abortions are routinely performed in Republika Slovenija's hospitals.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Republika Slovenija.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, students cut up leftover Euros during Arts and Crafts.
  • 15 days ago: Republika Slovenija fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 16 days ago: Republika Slovenija's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.

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by Max Barry

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