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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija

“Republika Slovenija”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Axis of Evil

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The Paradise of Republika Slovenija is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Triglav with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.066 billion Republika Slovenijans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ljubljana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Republika Slovenija's radio stations, and hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republika Slovenija's national animal is the Zlatorog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Euro.

Republika Slovenija is ranked 30th in The Axis of Evil and 110,925th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -26 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Republika Slovenija's radio stations.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, euthanasia is legal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Republika Slovenija, Zlatorog is one of the most popular forenames in Republika Slovenija.

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by Max Barry

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