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The Deus ex Machina of Republic of salo

“SPQR”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: central europe

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The Deus ex Machina of Republic of salo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.797 billion Republics of saloan are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Republic of salo's national animal is the duce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Duceism, and its currency is the lire.

Republic of salo is ranked 9th in central europe and 108,286th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -31 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 15 hours ago

  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Republic of salo's influence in Central europe rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 9 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 27 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 31 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 49 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 74 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 87 days ago: Republic of salo's influence in Central europe fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".

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