The Deus ex Machina of
Iron Fist Consumerists
SPQR
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Deus ex Machina of Republic of salo is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.991 billion Republics of saloan are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of saloan economy, worth a remarkable 3,349 trillion lires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 197,126 lires, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 709,019 per year while the poor average 39,229, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

The world outside is only known of in folklore, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Republic of salo's national animal is the duce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Duceism.

Republic of salo is ranked 1st in central europe and 1,835th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 1,761.77 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 17 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 32 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 33 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • 36 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the world outside is only known of in folklore.

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