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The Deus ex Machina of Republic of salo

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: central europe

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The Deus ex Machina of Republic of salo is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.948 billion Republics of saloan are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Salo. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Republic of salo's national animal is the duce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Duceism, and its currency is the lire.

Republic of salo is ranked 9th in central europe and 111,252nd in the world for Best Weather, with -701 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Salo.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • 4 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 6 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 11 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 26 days ago: Republic of salo's influence in Central europe rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 33 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 47 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.

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