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The Deus ex Machina of Republic of salo

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: central europe

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The Deus ex Machina of Republic of salo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Il Duce with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.3 billion Republics of saloan are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Republic of salo's national animal is the duce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Duceism, and its currency is the lire.

Republic of salo is ranked 15th in central europe and 113,127th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -202 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 14 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 25 days ago: Republic of salo was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 51 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 53 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • 54 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 55 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 56 days ago: Republic of salo fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 57 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in Republic of salo, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Salo.

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