The Հիմնադիր of Republic of Armenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.169 billion Armenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The thriving Armenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,473 Drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 201,427 per year while the poor average 9,896, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republic of Armenia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Republic of Armenia is ranked 256,756^th in the world and 3^rd in Armenia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.12 law-abiding acts per hour.