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The Bailiwick of Renesslaer

“Hear Me Roar”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: United Kingdom

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The Bailiwick of Renesslaer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Ridenour XIV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.651 billion Renesslaerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lourdes. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Renesslaer's national animal is the imperial lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Church of Renesslaer, and its currency is the Sovereign.

Renesslaer is ranked 264th in United Kingdom and 112,973rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Renesslaer was ranked #1 in the region for Best Weather.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Renesslaer was endorsed by The UK WA Superintendent of Elderalia.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Renesslaer was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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