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The Bailiwick of Renesslaer

“Hear Me Roar”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: United Kingdom

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The Bailiwick of Renesslaer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Ridenour XIV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 17.72 billion Renesslaerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lourdes. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, surveillance cameras are banned, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Renesslaer's national animal is the imperial lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Church of Renesslaer, and its currency is the Sovereign.

Renesslaer is ranked 281st in United Kingdom and 114,434th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -97 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Renesslaer was ranked #1 in the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Renesslaer was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.

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