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The Bailiwick of Renesslaer

“Hear Me Roar”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: British Isles

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The Bailiwick of Renesslaer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Ridenour XIV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 16.758 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lourdes. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, a government program is underway to revitalize Renesslaer's beaches, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Renesslaer's national animal is the imperial lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Church of Renesslaer, and its currency is the Sovereign.

Renesslaer is ranked 19th in British Isles and 20,149th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 90 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Renesslaer was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, a government program is underway to revitalize Renesslaer's beaches.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, Renesslaer is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Renesslaer, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.

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