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“Rejis sjiki, linux sjiki, alari sjiki, korona sjiki!”

The Unified Federation of Rejistania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kenlentine'ny Mje'he with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.05 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sike Kali. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rejistania's national animal is the kaskada, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Kitivalha.

Rejistania is ranked 3rd in the region and 342nd in the world for Most Godforsaken.