Population | 42.647 billion |
Capital | Rio Rejecto |
Leader | President Nerd Bodnarchuk |
Faith | rejectionism |
Currency | reject |
Animal | cobra |
The Secretive Nation of Rejecto is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nerd Bodnarchuk with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 42.647 billion Rejects have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rio Rejecto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.
The powerhouse Rejectoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,780 trillion rejects a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Average income is 88,656 rejects, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Rejecto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rejecto's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rejectionism.
Rejecto is ranked 25,747th in the world and 7th in Free States of Gaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rejecto was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Rejecto, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Rejecto.
- : Following new legislation in Rejecto, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Rejecto was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Rejecto, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Rejecto, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
- : Rejecto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Rejecto, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
- : Following new legislation in Rejecto, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Rejecto was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.