Population | 16.602 billion |
Capital | Reformed Larchiker City |
Currency | lira |
Animal | bison |
The Republic of Reformed Oce Col Larchiker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.602 billion Reformed Oce Col Larchikerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reformed Larchiker City. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Reformed Oce Col Larchikerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,478 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,524 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Oce Col Larchiker's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Reformed Oce Col Larchiker is ranked 55,230th in the world and 2nd in Etharia for Most Stationary, with 795.56742139208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, tourists visiting the nation are warned not to drink local tap water.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, religious education is a new government priority.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, laws are littered with references to cheese.
- : Reformed Oce Col Larchiker was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, Reformed Oce Col Larchikerian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
- : Following new legislation in Reformed Oce Col Larchiker, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.