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The Allied States of Reed Audio

“Leave Us Alone.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region

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The Allied States of Reed Audio is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Adams with a fair hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.658 billion Reed Audioans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Whale is one of the most popular forenames in Reed Audio, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Reed Audio's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the silver.

Reed Audio is ranked 5th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region and 851st in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 361.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 4 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Reed Audio lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, Whale is one of the most popular forenames in Reed Audio.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 6 days ago: Reed Audio lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Reed Audio fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 11 days ago: Reed Audio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).

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