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The Allied States of Reed Audio

“Leave Us Alone.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region

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The Allied States of Reed Audio is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Adams with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.453 billion Reed Audioans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Soda Sales industry.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Reed Audio's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its currency is the silver.

Reed Audio is ranked 26th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region and 112,033rd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Reed Audio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 4 days ago: Reed Audio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • 8 days ago: Reed Audio lodged a message on the Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region Regional Message Board.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Reed Audio, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.

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