Most Primitive: 3rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th Most Devout: 11th
The Most Unholy Authocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Most Unholy Authocracy of Redrake is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Red with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.258 billion Redrakeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redrakovia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Redrakean economy, worth 126 trillion red coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,945 red coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Redrakean schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside Redrake, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Redrake's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Reformed Church of Banjo.

Redrake is ranked 148,982nd in the world and 4th in The Black Isle for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -50.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Devout: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 231stFattest Citizens: 268thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 537thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,107thMost Pacifist: 2,291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,476thMost Influential: 2,561stLargest Populations: 2,572ndMost Armed: 2,753rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,646thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,291stBest Weather: 5,474thMost Avoided: 6,595thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,410thLargest Black Market: 10,559th

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  • : Redrake was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, Redrakean schoolgirl uniforms have become alarmingly popular outside Redrake.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, democratic debates have been removed from the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, Redrakean politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the nation's leader appoints ministers directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives.

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