Most Primitive: 4th Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th Most Devout: 11th
The Most Unholy Authocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Most Unholy Authocracy of Redrake is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Red with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.398 billion Redrakeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redrakovia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Redrakean economy, worth 125 trillion red coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,842 red coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, Redrakovia has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Black Isle, and the bum of Red has been voted the most recognisable in Redrake. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Redrake's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Reformed Church of Banjo.

Redrake is ranked 165,948th in the world and 4th in The Black Isle for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -28.46 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Devout: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 227thFattest Citizens: 272ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 542ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,144thMost Armed: 2,311thMost Pacifist: 2,477thLargest Populations: 2,558thMost Influential: 2,582ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,641stBest Weather: 5,485thMost Avoided: 6,317thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,418thLargest Black Market: 12,313th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the bum of Red has been voted the most recognisable in Redrake.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, Redrakovia has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Black Isle.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, people caught mistreating Redrake's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, an entourage of camarillas follow the royals around day and night.
  • : Redrake was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".

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