Most Primitive: 5th Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th Most Devout: 12th
The Most Unholy Authocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Most Unholy Authocracy of Redrake is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Red with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.795 billion Redrakeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redrakovia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Redrakean economy, worth 127 trillion red coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 5,859 red coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, the media have began calling the government treasury "Red's stash", and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Redrake's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Reformed Church of Banjo.

Redrake is ranked 12,603rd in the world and 1st in The Black Isle for Largest Black Market, with 15.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Devout: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 229thFattest Citizens: 282ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 562ndMost Armed: 1,265thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,509thLargest Populations: 2,528thMost Influential: 2,645thMost Pacifist: 3,507thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,696thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,331stBest Weather: 5,706thMost Avoided: 6,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,808thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,603rdMost Conservative: 13,465th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Redrake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Redrake was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the media have began calling the government treasury "Red's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the clergy of The Reformed Church of Banjo remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, political activists are routinely executed.

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