Most Primitive: 3rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th Most Devout: 9th
The Most Unholy Authocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Most Unholy Authocracy of Redrake is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Red with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.061 billion Redrakeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redrakovia. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Redrakean economy, worth 182 trillion red coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,684 red coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Redrake after the ban on emigration was lifted. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Redrake's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Reformed Church of Banjo.

Redrake is ranked 175,592nd in the world and 4th in The Black Isle for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Devout: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 241stFattest Citizens: 290thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,790thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,076thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,192ndMost Influential: 2,502ndLargest Populations: 2,572ndMost Armed: 3,045thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,060thLargest Governments: 4,612thBest Weather: 4,725thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,133rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,136thLargest Black Market: 7,427thMost Avoided: 7,630th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Redrake after the ban on emigration was lifted.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Redrake was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Redrake's influence in The Black Isle fell from "Superpower" to "Power".

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