Most Primitive: 7th Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th Most Devout: 15th
The Most Unholy Authocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Most Unholy Authocracy of Redrake is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Red with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 22.235 billion Redrakeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redrakovia. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Redrakean economy, worth 135 trillion red coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,097 red coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, male tourists tend to be fearful of Redrake's deadly femme fatales, dining out often involves hamsters on the plate no matter what you order, and policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Redrake's national animal is the hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Reformed Church of Banjo.

Redrake is ranked 6,181st in the world and 1st in The Black Isle for Most Avoided, scoring 528.94 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Primitive: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11thMost Devout: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 243rdFattest Citizens: 339thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 549thMost Armed: 1,307thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,091stLargest Populations: 2,473rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,496thMost Influential: 2,718thMost Pacifist: 3,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,633rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,370thBest Weather: 5,672ndMost Avoided: 6,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,990thTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,327thMost Authoritarian: 11,142ndMost Conservative: 15,424thLargest Governments: 17,693rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Redrake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Redrake was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, dining out often involves hamsters on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, male tourists tend to be fearful of Redrake's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Redrake was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Redrake was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Redrake, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.

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