The Communist State of RedCommunist is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 46.108 billion RedCommunistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient RedCommunistian economy, worth a remarkable 7,870 trillion Government Vouchers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,705 Government Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RedCommunist's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

RedCommunist is ranked 3,737^th in the world and 9^th in USSR for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.01 law-abiding acts per hour.