Largest Welfare Programs: 1,886th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,937th Most Influential: 3,002nd
The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.161 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,858 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 104,780th in the world and 100th in Taijitu for Highest Drug Use, scoring 56.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,886thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,937thMost Influential: 3,002ndSafest: 3,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,891stHighest Economic Output: 5,383rdLargest Populations: 5,661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,733rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,230thLowest Crime Rates: 7,511thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,740thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,743rdMost Developed: 8,058thBest Weather: 8,891stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,923rdTop
Largest Governments: 9,171stMost Average: 9,353rdMost Devout: 9,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,080thSmartest Citizens: 10,951stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,499thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,487thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,662ndMost Cultured: 16,930thMost Pacifist: 17,208th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Kagran was endorsed by The Huge Pants of Steatopygian.
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Average and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Red Kagran created a custom banner.
  • : Red Kagran created a custom banner.
  • : Red Kagran created a custom banner.
  • : Red Kagran created a custom banner.
  • : Red Kagran created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, sleazy politicans exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.


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