Largest Welfare Programs: 1,819th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,649th Safest: 2,924th
The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.023 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 93.7%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,593 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,059 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 7,624th in the world and 17th in Taijitu for Longest Average Lifespans, with 84.56 Years.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,819thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,649thSafest: 2,924thMost Influential: 2,975thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,970thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,321stHighest Economic Output: 5,378thLargest Populations: 5,706thHealthiest Citizens: 6,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,382ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,853rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,145thMost Developed: 7,397thLowest Crime Rates: 7,440thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,837thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,524thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,976thLargest Governments: 8,990thBest Weather: 9,161stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,631stMost Devout: 9,742ndSmartest Citizens: 10,331stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,972ndMost Cultured: 16,244thMost Pacifist: 17,023rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the region

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