Largest Welfare Programs: 1,778th Most Influential: 2,970th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,149th
The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.33 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,263 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Red Kagranian lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 132,418th in the world and 88th in Taijitu for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,778thMost Influential: 2,970thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,149thSafest: 3,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,433rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,606thLargest Populations: 5,620thHighest Economic Output: 5,640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,980thHealthiest Citizens: 6,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,676thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,974thLowest Crime Rates: 7,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,569thTop
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Best Weather: 7,728thLargest Governments: 8,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,073rdMost Developed: 9,508thMost Devout: 9,627thSmartest Citizens: 11,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,257thMost Cultured: 14,946th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Cultured and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Red Kagranian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, Gambling facilities are being turned into Sam dog of Pha habitats.
  • : Red Kagran lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
  • : Red Kagran was endorsed by The Huge Pants of Steatopygian.
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.

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