Largest Welfare Programs: 1,771st Most Influential: 2,922nd Safest: 3,212th
The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 15.499 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,859 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, the government pours millions of Bloody Moguls into rehabilitation programs annually, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 9,348th in the world and 18th in Taijitu for Most Developed, scoring 82.13 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,771stMost Influential: 2,922ndSafest: 3,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,501stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,611thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,371stLargest Populations: 5,507thHighest Economic Output: 5,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,675thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,951stHealthiest Citizens: 6,136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,383rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,986thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,035thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,369thBest Weather: 7,376thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,716thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,650thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,743rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,947thMost Developed: 9,348thMost Devout: 9,476thSmartest Citizens: 11,245thMost Pacifist: 14,323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,184thMost Cultured: 15,643rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Red Kagran lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, the government pours millions of Bloody Moguls into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Red Kagran withdrew its endorsement from The Divine People's Republic of St Oz.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Kagran, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Kagranium City for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Red Kagran endorsed The Protectorate of Bustos-CAM Inc.

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