The Pha Phathers of
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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.782 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,428 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,638 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', and guns are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 386th in Taijitu and 121,554th in the world for Most Armed, scoring -275.992 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

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