The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.48 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,485 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 198th in Taijitu and 137,836th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Red Kagran lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Red Kagran fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Red Kagran was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Anatolea.
  • : Red Kagran's influence in Taijitu rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Red Kagran fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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