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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran

“A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Taijitu

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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.651 billion Kagranians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, students cut up leftover Bloody Moguls during Arts and Crafts, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and Red Kagran is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Teh Phaith, and its currency is the Bloody Mogul.

Red Kagran is ranked 2nd in Taijitu and 6,136th in the world for Safest, scoring 459.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 17 hours ago

  • 85 minutes ago: Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Red Kagran was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, Red Kagran is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, students cut up leftover Bloody Moguls during Arts and Crafts.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Red Kagran lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.

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