The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.954 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 100,893 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, GMTers Made of Vodka's mistress is the belle at many state balls, citizens must pay to enjoy Red Kagran's pristine beaches, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 11th in Taijitu and 3,063rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 132 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Red Kagran was endorsed by The Free Land of LokoSnipe.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, citizens must pay to enjoy Red Kagran's pristine beaches.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, GMTers Made of Vodka's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Red Kagran, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 9 days ago: Red Kagran lodged a message on the Taijitu Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Red Kagran was endorsed by The Unbearable Deliciousness of Jutensa.
  • 16 days ago: Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Red Kagran was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).

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