The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.572 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 93.7%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,941 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph GMTers Made of Vodka. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 341st in Taijitu and 116,937th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -4 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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