The Pha Phathers of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A few moments to learn, a lifetime to master
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Pha Phathers of Red Kagran is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by GMTers Made of Vodka with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.747 billion Kagranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagranium City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The all-consuming Red Kagranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Bloody Moguls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 98,359 Bloody Moguls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Red Kagran are beset by rebels, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Kagran's national animal is the Sam dog of Pha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teh Phaith.

Red Kagran is ranked 350th in Taijitu and 115,432nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -111 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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