The Rose of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gather the roses!
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Rose of Red Charlyn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Charlyn I with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.089 billion Red Charlynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Red Charlynian economy, worth 667 trillion Reds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 94,161 Reds, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Red Charlyn, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Charlyn's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Rose.

Red Charlyn is ranked 2nd in Monty Pythons Flying Circus and 26,564th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 68.015 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 51 days ago: Red Charlyn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • 51 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 62 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 69 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 73 days ago: Red Charlyn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 84 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 100 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 114 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 115 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 121 days ago: Red Charlyn fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.

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