Rebel-topia of the South Pacific
Population | 23.853 billion |
Capital | Warner |
Leader | Jason Dowling |
Faith | Yay For Cake |
Currency | Deutschy-Marky |
Animal | Cow |
The Retired Nation of Rebel-topia of the South Pacific is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.853 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topia of the South Pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 3,058 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,208 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and military service is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia of the South Pacific's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.
Rebel-topia of the South Pacific is ranked 12,823rd in the world and 1st in Niagara for Most Cultured, scoring 107 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific's influence in Niagara fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific's influence in Niagara rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Rebel-topia of the South Pacific was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.