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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,803rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,008th
The Retired Nation of
Father Knows Best State
God Bless Rebel-topia!! God bless TSP!!
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Rebel-topia of the South Pacific

Population23.853 billion

CapitalWarner
LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake

CurrencyDeutschy-Marky
AnimalCow

The Retired Nation of Rebel-topia of the South Pacific is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.853 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topia of the South Pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 3,058 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,208 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and military service is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia of the South Pacific's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia of the South Pacific is ranked 12,823rd in the world and 1st in Niagara for Most Cultured, scoring 107 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 15,617thHighest Food Quality: 15,826thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,129thMost Efficient Economies: 29,686thMost Stationary: 29,694th
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