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The Republic of Randists |
“Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think.”
| Category: Capitalizt | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Some |
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Location: Capitalist Paradise |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Republic of Randists is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Ted Nugent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.632 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Commerce are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.
Wolf is one of the most popular forenames in Randists, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffer-driven limousines, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Randists's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gold nugget.
Randists is ranked 208th in the region and 6,559th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago
- 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffer-driven limousines. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, Wolf is one of the most popular forenames in Randists. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, the Randists Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, Randists is building an army to protect its overseas territories. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Randists, surveillance cameras are banned.

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