Most Devout: 381st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 658th Most Ignorant Citizens: 669th
The Grunts of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In Nader we trust
Ralph Nader
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph Nader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.274 billion RalphNader23ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion gold pieces a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,853 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of RalphNader23ian Embarrassments, and the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholics.

RalphNader23 is ranked 669th in the world and 38th in Osiris for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 77.56 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 381stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 658thMost Ignorant Citizens: 669thMost Primitive: 825thLargest Black Market: 930thLargest Mining Sector: 964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,118thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,868thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,247thLargest Populations: 4,387thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,933rdHighest Economic Output: 5,199thMost Stationary: 6,553rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,725thTop
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Most Influential: 11,138thLowest Crime Rates: 12,453rdHighest Drug Use: 13,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,615thMost Avoided: 17,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,523rd
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Most Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 37th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionFattest Citizens: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 215th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 269th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 357th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 383rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 472nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of RalphNader23ian Embarrassments.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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