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The Grunts of RalphNader23

“In Nader we trust”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.805 billion RalphNader23ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the gold piece.

RalphNader23 is ranked 3,123rd in Osiris and 112,090th in the world for Best Weather, with -550 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 91 minutes ago

  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
  • 5 days ago: RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 7 days ago: RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 11 days ago: RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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