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The Grunts of RalphNader23

“In Nader we trust”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.382 billion RalphNader23ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the gold piece.

RalphNader23 is ranked 2,894th in Osiris and 109,829th in the world for Best Weather, with -532 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, euthanasia is illegal.

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