The Grunts of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In Nader we trust
Ralph Nader
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ralph Nader with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.762 billion RalphNader23ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion gold pieces a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,515 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholics.

RalphNader23 is ranked 2,987th in Osiris and 121,391st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 0 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • : RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves.
  • : RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.

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