The Grunts of
Father Knows Best State
In Nader we trust
Ralph Nader
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph Nader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.623 billion RalphNader23ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion gold pieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 104,879 gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the RalphNader23 Blood Tithe, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholics.

RalphNader23 is ranked 2,954th in Osiris and 102,830th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -244 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the RalphNader23 Blood Tithe.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.

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