The Grunts of
Corrupt Dictatorship
In Nader we trust
Ralph Nader
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph Nader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.798 billion RalphNader23ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion gold pieces a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,357 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholics.

RalphNader23 is ranked 2,544th in Osiris and 90,961st in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 30 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation.
  • : RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, loans are available for students from poor families.

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