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The Grunts of RalphNader23

“In Nader we trust”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.545 billion, 10.165 billion of whom are zombies, RalphNader23ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The world outside is only known of in folklore, CDs are regularly copy-protected, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and dragons are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the gold piece.

RalphNader23 is ranked 2,259th in Osiris and 89,075th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

RalphNader23 is currently researching a cure.

People: 380,257,059

Zombies: 10,165,286,912

Dead: 3,453,116,287

Survival Rate: 2.71%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, dragons are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, organ donation rates have hit a new low.

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