Most Devout: 493rd Most Primitive: 895th Largest Mining Sector: 923rd
The Grunts of
Democratic Socialists
In Nader we trust
Ralph Nader
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ralph Nader with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.632 billion RalphNader23ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion gold pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,857 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholics.

RalphNader23 is ranked 111,725th in the world and 2,859th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 279.7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 493rdMost Primitive: 895thLargest Mining Sector: 923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,007thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,052ndLargest Black Market: 1,145thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,896thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,676thFattest Citizens: 3,987thLargest Populations: 4,364thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,556thMost Income Equality: 6,063rdMost Stationary: 6,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,049thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 7,521stLowest Crime Rates: 8,470thHighest Drug Use: 10,163rdMost Influential: 11,043rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,808th
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Most Devout: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Income Equality: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 130th in the regionFattest Citizens: 192nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 280th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 280th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 282nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 316th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 334th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 408th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Most Income Equality and Most Advanced Public Education, and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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