Most Devout: 510th Most Primitive: 807th Largest Black Market: 1,053rd
The Grunts of
Democratic Socialists
In Nader we trust
Ralph Nader
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ralph Nader with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 17.79 billion RalphNader23ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion gold pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,606 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholics.

RalphNader23 is ranked 27,161st in the world and 947th in Osiris for Nudest, with 199.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Devout: 510thMost Primitive: 807thLargest Black Market: 1,053rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,077thLargest Mining Sector: 1,315thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,530thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,149thLargest Populations: 4,302ndFattest Citizens: 4,463rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,615thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,106thMost Stationary: 6,258thHighest Economic Output: 7,297thLowest Crime Rates: 7,892ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,840thHighest Drug Use: 9,962ndMost Influential: 10,884thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,764th
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Most Devout: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionMost Primitive: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 86th in the regionLargest Populations: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 190th in the regionMost Income Equality: 212th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 334th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 346th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 369th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 421st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.

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