Most Devout: 454th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 675th Largest Mining Sector: 821st
The Grunts of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Ralph Nader
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph Nader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.439 billion RalphNader23ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion gold pieces a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,890 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, and clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholics.

RalphNader23 is ranked 177,097th in the world and 4,535th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.92 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Devout: 454thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 675thLargest Mining Sector: 821stMost Primitive: 832ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 852ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,153rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,855thLargest Black Market: 2,020thFattest Citizens: 3,543rdLargest Populations: 4,379thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,528thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,117thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,131stMost Stationary: 6,448thHighest Economic Output: 7,399thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10,337thMost Income Equality: 11,073rdMost Influential: 11,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,505thLowest Crime Rates: 11,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,172nd
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Most Devout: 24th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionLargest Populations: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 112th in the regionLargest Black Market: 118th in the regionFattest Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 229th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 251st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 263rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 319th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 439th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 455th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in RalphNader23, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters.

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