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The Grunts of RalphNader23

“In Nader we trust”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.941 billion RalphNader23ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the gold piece.

RalphNader23 is ranked 92nd in Osiris and 5,005th in the world for Largest Populations, with 13,941 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 94 minutes ago

  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty.
  • 8 days ago: RalphNader23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • 9 days ago: RalphNader23 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, thousands of RalphNader23's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, elections have been outlawed.

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