The Grunts of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Nader we trust
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grunts of RalphNader23 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.713 billion RalphNader23ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RalphNader23 City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.

The strong RalphNader23ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion gold pieces a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,472 gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airport security is provided by private companies, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. RalphNader23's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is a major religion.

RalphNader23 is ranked 55th in Osiris and 819th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 167 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 6 days ago: RalphNader23 fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, citizens select which government department gets their income tax gold pieces each year.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in RalphNader23, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.

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