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The Pacific Republic of Qvait

“Oɴᴄᴇ, Aʟᴡᴀʏs, Fᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ; Wɪᴛʜ Vɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Hᴏɴᴏᴜʀ”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific


The Pacific Republic of Qvait is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Dmitri Buzinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 5.582 billion Qvaiticans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nine out of ten citizens of Qvait answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the glass frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Pacific dollar.

Qvait is ranked 3,839th in the South Pacific and 108,723rd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -35 Dawkins.

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