Most Developed: 118th Safest: 139th Most Advanced Public Transport: 180th
The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
This country belongs to the many, not the few.
Chancellor Margaret Harrison
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Kingdom of Qvait is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Margaret Harrison with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.921 billion Qvaiticans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Qvaitican economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion Pacific credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,135 Pacific credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Qvaitican Space Agency, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the spinner dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Qvait is ranked 151,335th in the world and 7,088th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -32.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Developed: 118thSafest: 139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 180thLowest Crime Rates: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 236thLongest Average Lifespans: 250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 254thMost Advanced Public Education: 309thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 315thLargest Governments: 320thMost Pacifist: 329thMost Compassionate Citizens: 362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 392ndBest Weather: 426thHighest Poor Incomes: 428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 510thMost Beautiful Environments: 518thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 564thMost Subsidized Industry: 585thNicest Citizens: 697thMost Efficient Economies: 911thMost Inclusive: 1,033rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,155thSmartest Citizens: 1,170thTop
Most Influential: 1,764thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,032ndMost Cultured: 2,868thHighest Average Incomes: 3,468thHighest Economic Output: 3,750thMost Devout: 4,536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,030thMost Income Equality: 5,329thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,292ndTop
Most Stationary: 10,800thLargest Populations: 12,062ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,455th
Safest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 113th in the regionMost Stationary: 191st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 201st in the regionMost Income Equality: 265th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Qvait voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Dank memes".
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Qvaitican Space Agency.
  • : Qvait altered its national flag.
  • : Qvait altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.


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