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The Pacific Republic of Qvait

“Oɴᴄᴇ, Aʟᴡᴀʏs, Fᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ; Wɪᴛʜ Vɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Hᴏɴᴏᴜʀ”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Pacific Republic of Qvait is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Dmitri Buzinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The compassionate population of 5.217 billion Qvaiticans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', a government program is underway to revitalize Qvait's beaches, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the glass frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the credit.

Qvait is ranked 131st in the South Pacific and 6,630th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 45 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 44 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Qvait, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 6 hours ago: Qvait voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"".
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Qvait, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Qvait, a government program is underway to revitalize Qvait's beaches.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Qvait, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Qvait, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Qvait, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • 17 hours ago: Qvait endorsed The Federation of Sporaltryus.
  • 17 hours ago: Qvait endorsed The Dominion of QuietDad.
  • 17 hours ago: Qvait endorsed The Federated Islands of Sandaoguo.

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