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The Pacific Republic of Qvait

“Oɴᴄᴇ, Aʟᴡᴀʏs, Fᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ; Wɪᴛʜ Vɪʀᴛᴜᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Hᴏɴᴏᴜʀ”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The Pacific Republic of Qvait is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by President Dmitri Buzinsky with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 5.403 billion Qvaiticans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the glass frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the credit.

Qvait is ranked 3,589th in the South Pacific and 108,090th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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