Most Developed: 117th Safest: 161st Most Advanced Public Transport: 168th
The Third Republic of
Democratic Socialists
This country belongs to the many, not the few.
President Margaret Harrison
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Third Republic of Qvait is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Margaret Harrison with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.381 billion Qvaiticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Qvaitican economy, worth a remarkable 1,974 trillion Pacific dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,478 Pacific dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and most citizens in Qvait are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the spinner dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Qvait is ranked 125,264th in the world and 5,323rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 16.67 Whatever.

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Most Developed: 117thSafest: 161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 168thLowest Crime Rates: 224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 271stLongest Average Lifespans: 275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rdHealthiest Citizens: 284thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 330thMost Advanced Public Education: 335thLargest Governments: 351stMost Pacifist: 356thMost Compassionate Citizens: 371stLargest Welfare Programs: 427thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 501stHighest Poor Incomes: 531stBest Weather: 548thMost Subsidized Industry: 595thMost Beautiful Environments: 616thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 722ndNicest Citizens: 759thMost Efficient Economies: 908thMost Inclusive: 1,213thSmartest Citizens: 1,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,419thTop
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Most Influential: 1,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,871stMost Cultured: 2,985thHighest Average Incomes: 3,713thHighest Economic Output: 4,059thMost Devout: 4,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,155thMost Income Equality: 7,364thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,563rdMost Stationary: 11,720thLargest Populations: 12,766thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,524th
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Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 120th in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 276th in the regionTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 319th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 486th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Qvait was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Punchwood.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, most citizens in Qvait are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Qvait voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Qvait was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Qvait was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.

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