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The United Democratic Empire of Quapaw Republic

“The Emperor protects. But sometimes he pisses on us.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Hemithea

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The United Democratic Empire of Quapaw Republic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Goot with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 6.031 billion Quads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whiterun. The average income tax rate is 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and the nation leads Hemithea in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quapaw Republic's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Quapawism, and its currency is the Quapaw Dollar.

Quapaw Republic is ranked 78th in Hemithea and 115,400th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Quapaw Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest.
  • 11 days ago: Quapaw Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Quapaw Republic lodged a message on the Hemithea Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, the nation leads Hemithea in per capita stalking.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • 13 days ago: Quapaw Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Quapaw Republic lodged a message on the Hemithea Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.

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