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The United Democratic Empire of Quapaw Republic

“The Emperor protects. But sometimes he pisses on us.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Sunalaya

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The United Democratic Empire of Quapaw Republic is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Emperor Goot with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 5.514 billion Quads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whiterun. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Nine out of ten citizens of Quapaw Republic answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, Quapaw Republic's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quapaw Republic's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Quapawism, and its currency is the Quapaw Dollar.

Quapaw Republic is ranked 104th in Sunalaya and 106,275th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -26 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Quapaw Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Quapaw Republic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, Quapaw Republic's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, nine out of ten citizens of Quapaw Republic answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Quapaw Republic, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 13 days ago: Quapaw Republic lodged a message on the Sunalaya Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Quapaw Republic lodged a message on the Sunalaya Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Quapaw Republic lodged a message on the Sunalaya Regional Message Board.

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