The State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Love of Country, Love of Countrymen.
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The State of Quaon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Andrei Makarovitch Yanosky with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.586 billion Quaonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.

The all-consuming Quaonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,858 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 138,832 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown. Quaon's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Quaon is ranked 4th in European Continent and 16,109th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 8 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 15 days ago: Quaon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Quaon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 20 days ago: Quaon was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 22 days ago: Quaon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 36 days ago: Quaon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • 61 days ago: Quaon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 62 days ago: Quaon fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 64 days ago: Quaon fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 72 days ago: Quaon fell out of the world Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 81 days ago: Quaon's influence in European Continent fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".

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