Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Darwinist State of Pyretica

“May God have mercy on our enemies, for we won't.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Darwinist State of Pyretica is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.572 billion Pyreticans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyretica City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pyretica's national animal is the untermensch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the SEK.

Pyretica is ranked 3,121st in Lazarus and 112,193rd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -104 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Pyretica City.
  • 28 days ago: Pyretica was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Pyretica, notable individuals are granted land and titles.

More...

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics