The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Citizen of the nation. Envoy of the state.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Republic of Pyongwangpyoichohwan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Inh Heo Seo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.755 billion Pyongans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pal'gan pip'yong-ya City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The thriving Pyongan economy, worth 541 trillion Ba-Hwangs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,765 Ba-Hwangs, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Pyongwangpyoichohwan are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyongwangpyoichohwan's national animal is the Ba Kua Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pyonghwanggwo Buddhism.

Pyongwangpyoichohwan is ranked 193rd in Yggdrasil and 107,697th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 5 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, most citizens in Pyongwangpyoichohwan are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Pyongwangpyoichohwan's radio stations.

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