The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Citizen of the nation. Envoy of the state.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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The Republic of Pyongwangpyoichohwan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Inh Heo Seo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.954 billion Pyongans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pal'gan pip'yong-ya City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The powerhouse Pyongan economy, worth 616 trillion Ba-Hwangs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 77,480 Ba-Hwangs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyongwangpyoichohwan's national animal is the Ba Kua Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pyonghwanggwo Buddhism.

Pyongwangpyoichohwan is ranked 34th in Yggdrasil and 8,427th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 80 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Pyongwangpyoichohwan, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Pyongwangpyoichohwan was endorsed by The Nice Republic of Have fun with it.

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