Best Weather: 1,808th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,503rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,531st
The Corporately Purified Empire of
Democratic Socialists
No Brains? No Beauty? No MONEY!? NO ADMISSION!
Empress Clover the Peaceful
Regional Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Average

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The Corporately Purified Empire of Purifination is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Empress Clover the Peaceful with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.653 billion Purists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Defense and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pure Amusement City. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Pureifinarian economy, worth 299 trillion Puroes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,080 Puroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has embraced apartheid, Tourism facilities are being turned into Pure Panda habitats, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and Empress Clover the Peaceful's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purifination's national animal is the Pure Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Purification.

Purifination is ranked 52,502nd in the world and 1st in Vacation Nation Conglomerate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.16 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Best Weather: 1,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,670thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,077thMost Pacifist: 6,611thTop
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Safest: 10,029thNicest Citizens: 11,978thMost Devout: 12,196thHealthiest Citizens: 16,088th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Purifination, Empress Clover the Peaceful's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Purifination, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Purifination was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Purifination, Tourism facilities are being turned into Pure Panda habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Purifination, the government has embraced apartheid.
  • : Purifination voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Purifination voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Following new legislation in Purifination, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Pure Amusement City to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Purifination, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Purifination was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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