The Abyssal Caverns of
Corporate Police State
We Own You
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Abyssal Caverns of PurgatoryHell is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Man in the Suit with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.763 billion PurgatoryHellspawn are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stull Cemetary. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.3%.

The frighteningly efficient PurgatoryHellspawn economy, worth a remarkable 9,904 trillion I-O-U -es a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 590,872 I-O-U -es, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,880,168 per year while the poor average 14,698, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and Unsightly Bum populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. PurgatoryHell's national animal is the Unsightly Bum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Waterboarding.

PurgatoryHell is ranked 13th in 10000 Islands and 817th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: PurgatoryHell was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: PurgatoryHell was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, Unsightly Bum populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: PurgatoryHell was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 4 days ago: PurgatoryHell lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: PurgatoryHell relocated from The Rejected Realms to 10000 Islands.
  • 4 days ago: PurgatoryHell was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

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