Most Primitive: 19th Largest Insurance Industry: 40th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th
The Abyssal Caverns of
Corporate Police State
We Own You
The Man in the Suit
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Abyssal Caverns of PurgatoryHell is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Man in the Suit with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.152 billion PurgatoryHellspawn are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stull Cemetary. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient PurgatoryHellspawn economy, worth a remarkable 9,875 trillion I-O-U -es a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 515,616 I-O-U -es, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,155,006 per year while the poor average 37,053, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

Stull Cemetary's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the government is a law unto itself, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. PurgatoryHell's national animal is the Unsightly Bum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Waterboarding.

PurgatoryHell is ranked 100th in the world and 1st in Future Earth for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 115.73 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Primitive: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50thMost Avoided: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 89thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 98thMost Ignorant Citizens: 100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 117thLargest Retail Industry: 122ndHighest Average Incomes: 126thLargest Mining Sector: 134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 137thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 162ndFattest Citizens: 186thLowest Crime Rates: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 345thLargest Governments: 375thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 873rdMost Efficient Economies: 886thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,328thRudest Citizens: 1,351stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,636thMost Devout: 1,784thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,798thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,153rdMost Extreme: 2,261stLargest Populations: 3,231stSafest: 3,472ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,213thLargest Black Market: 5,526thMost Pro-Market: 5,907thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,857th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, Stull Cemetary's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, foreign governments regularly accuse the PurgatoryHellspawn military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, soldiers are equipped with multi-million I-O-U -e battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
  • : Following new legislation in PurgatoryHell, children spout "We Own You" involuntarily throughout the day.

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