Largest Soda Pop Sector: 181st Largest Black Market: 304th Largest Gambling Industry: 471st
The Furballed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.699 billion Psychoticatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,003 trillion furballs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,108 furballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 9,468th in the world and 202nd in the Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 150.15 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 181stLargest Black Market: 304thLargest Gambling Industry: 471stMost Rebellious Youth: 539thLargest Publishing Industry: 669thMost Stationary: 711thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,272ndHighest Economic Output: 1,354thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,510thMost Efficient Economies: 1,585thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,935thFattest Citizens: 2,099thSmartest Citizens: 2,322ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,719thMost Secular: 3,183rdMost Cultured: 3,355thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,360thHighest Average Incomes: 3,695thLargest Retail Industry: 3,898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,922ndLargest Populations: 3,964thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,143rdNudest: 5,246thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,511thMost Avoided: 6,340thMost Influential: 6,706thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,468thHighest Drug Use: 9,967thMost Armed: 13,881stMost Developed: 13,920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,270th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 78th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost Avoided: 108th in the regionMost Secular: 132nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionNudest: 199th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 202nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 322nd in the regionMost Developed: 385th in the regionMost Armed: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 482nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 544th in the regionLargest Governments: 698th in the regionRudest Citizens: 721st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 801st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 897th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.



by Max Barry

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