Largest Soda Pop Sector: 160th Largest Black Market: 392nd Largest Gambling Industry: 476th
The Furballed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.998 billion Psychoticatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,752 trillion furballs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,474 furballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 176,092nd in the world and 8,425th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.75 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 160thLargest Black Market: 392ndLargest Gambling Industry: 476thMost Rebellious Youth: 500thLargest Publishing Industry: 686thMost Stationary: 741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,358thHighest Economic Output: 1,397thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,413thMost Efficient Economies: 1,637thHighest Crime Rates: 1,705thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,785thSmartest Citizens: 2,192ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,245thMost Cultured: 2,844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,511thHighest Average Incomes: 3,726thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,991stLargest Retail Industry: 4,026thLargest Populations: 4,064thNudest: 4,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,834thMost Avoided: 5,100thMost Secular: 6,065thMost Influential: 6,388thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,735thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,535thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,637thHighest Drug Use: 11,436thMost Developed: 14,753rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,973rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionNudest: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Avoided: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 137th in the regionMost Secular: 255th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 259th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 274th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 353rd in the regionMost Developed: 365th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 636th in the regionLargest Governments: 656th in the regionRudest Citizens: 760th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 801st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, much of Psychoticat's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.



by Max Barry

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