Largest Soda Pop Sector: 196th Largest Black Market: 255th Largest Gambling Industry: 464th
The Furballed Republic of
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The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.879 billion Psychoticatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,154 trillion furballs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,064 furballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, only Catman Dude's friends count in the eyes of the government, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 12,666th in the world and 402nd in the Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,755.29 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 196thLargest Black Market: 255thLargest Gambling Industry: 464thMost Rebellious Youth: 530thLargest Publishing Industry: 531stMost Stationary: 698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,129thHighest Economic Output: 1,291stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,484thMost Efficient Economies: 1,588thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,102ndSmartest Citizens: 2,267thFattest Citizens: 2,386thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,021stMost Cultured: 3,083rdMost Secular: 3,388thHighest Average Incomes: 3,446thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,905thLargest Populations: 3,970thLargest Retail Industry: 4,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,687thNudest: 5,867thMost Influential: 6,695thMost Avoided: 6,863rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 10,462ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,666thMost Developed: 12,756thMost Armed: 15,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,243rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionMost Avoided: 123rd in the regionMost Secular: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionNudest: 236th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 274th in the regionMost Developed: 373rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 374th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 402nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 522nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 602nd in the regionLargest Governments: 640th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, only Catman Dude's friends count in the eyes of the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, artists are pillars of society.



by Max Barry

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