Largest Soda Pop Sector: 147th Largest Black Market: 309th Largest Gambling Industry: 463rd
The Furballed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Woof!
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.176 billion Psychoticatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,865 trillion furballs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,648 furballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 1,224th in the world and 30th in the Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,039.26 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 147thLargest Black Market: 309thLargest Gambling Industry: 463rdMost Rebellious Youth: 508thLargest Publishing Industry: 679thMost Stationary: 735thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,213thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,224thHighest Economic Output: 1,358thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,360thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,636thHighest Crime Rates: 1,856thFattest Citizens: 1,897thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,225thSmartest Citizens: 2,299thMost Cultured: 2,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,464thNudest: 3,514thHighest Average Incomes: 3,628thLargest Retail Industry: 3,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,989thLargest Populations: 4,068thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,564thMost Avoided: 5,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,995thMost Influential: 6,441stMost Secular: 6,895thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,533rdHighest Drug Use: 10,197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,487th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 66th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Avoided: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 97th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 118th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 136th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 288th in the regionMost Secular: 290th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 300th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 368th in the regionMost Developed: 388th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Psychoticat was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, teenagers can't decide if they're more embarrassed by their parents or the country's leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.

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