The Furballed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Woof!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.412 billion Psychoticatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,061 trillion furballs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,647 furballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, concussed psychoticatball players cannot remember their lineup position, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 4,680th in the Pacific and 78,892nd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.16 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, concussed psychoticatball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 6 days ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Psychoticat fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 10 days ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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by Max Barry

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