Largest Soda Pop Sector: 144th Largest Black Market: 204th Largest Gambling Industry: 426th
The Furballed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Woof!
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.817 billion Psychoticatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,900 trillion furballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,904 furballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, Psychoticat's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 189,966th in the world and 10,131st in the Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.65 Missed References Per Hour.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 144thLargest Black Market: 204thLargest Gambling Industry: 426thMost Rebellious Youth: 515thLargest Publishing Industry: 521stHighest Poor Incomes: 735thMost Stationary: 743rdMost Advanced Public Education: 921stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,221stHighest Economic Output: 1,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,641stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,781stTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 1,959thSmartest Citizens: 2,055thMost Cultured: 2,740thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,927thHighest Average Incomes: 3,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,272ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,398thFattest Citizens: 3,880thLargest Populations: 4,093rdNudest: 4,165thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,664thMost Secular: 4,756thMost Avoided: 5,046thMost Influential: 6,215thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,336thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,010thHighest Drug Use: 12,660thMost Developed: 13,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,440th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionNudest: 68th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost Avoided: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 127th in the regionMost Secular: 186th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionMost Developed: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 398th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 399th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 570th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 743rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 864th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Psychoticat's influence in The Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Psychoticat was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, Psychoticat's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, criminals are thrown to the psychoticats to repay their debt to society.
  • : Psychoticat was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.

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