The Furballed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Woof!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.32 billion Psychoticatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,914 trillion furballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,018 furballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catman Dude's mistress is the belle at many state balls, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 82nd in the Pacific and 3,893rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 133 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, Catman Dude's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
  • : Psychoticat was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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by Max Barry

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