The Furballed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Woof!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.53 billion Psychoticatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,086 trillion furballs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,740 furballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, almost all of Psychoticat's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 6,054th in the Pacific and 138,498th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -14 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 8 hours ago

  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, almost all of Psychoticat's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 9 days ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.

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by Max Barry

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