The Furballed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Woof!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.757 billion Psychoticatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,183 trillion furballs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,031 furballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 19th in the Pacific and 1,702nd in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 529.3 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 10 days ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Psychoticat was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, Psychoticat's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, Psychoticat is one of the most popular forenames in Psychoticat.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Psychoticat, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.

More...

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics