The German Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Aut Vincere, Aut Mori
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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Benedikt I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.663 billion Prussians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,800 trillion Goldmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 235,024 Goldmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,091,883 per year while the poor average 30,401, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Prussia-Steinbach's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Prussia-Steinbach is ranked 42nd in Greater Dienstad and 119,068th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -215 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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