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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach

“Suum Cuique”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Tyrrhenia

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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by His Majesty Kaiser Benedikt I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.001 billion Prussia-Steinbachians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Book Publishing.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, it's always rabbit season, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and the nation leads Tyrrhenia in per capita stalking. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prussia-Steinbach's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its currency is the Mark.

Prussia-Steinbach is ranked 11th in Tyrrhenia and 113,229th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -205 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 23 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 25 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach lodged a message on the Tyrrhenia Regional Message Board.
  • 26 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, the nation leads Tyrrhenia in per capita stalking.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, it's always rabbit season.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.

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