The German Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Suum Cuique
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty Kaiser Benedikt I with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.369 billion Prussians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussia-Steinbachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 214,664 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,348 per year while the poor average 38,447, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Gun ownership is compulsory, government policy is dictated by a major religion, sex changes are routinely performed at Prussia-Steinbach's hospitals, and students cut up leftover Marks during Arts and Crafts. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Prussia-Steinbach's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Prussia-Steinbach is ranked 7th in Tyrrhenia and 107,520th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -141 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Prussia-Steinbach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 29 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Devout.
  • 34 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach was reclassified from "Benevolent Dictatorship" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, students cut up leftover Marks during Arts and Crafts.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, sex changes are routinely performed at Prussia-Steinbach's hospitals.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, government policy is dictated by a major religion.
  • 34 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 34 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach lodged a message on the Tyrrhenia Regional Message Board.
  • 37 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach changed its national demonym to "Prussian".

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