The German Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Suum Cuique
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by His Majesty Kaiser Benedikt I with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.55 billion Prussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussia-Steinbachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,423 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 217,375 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Prussia-Steinbach's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Prussia-Steinbach is ranked 3rd in Tyrrhenia and 3,747th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Prussia-Steinbach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, concussed Black Eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, governments opposing Prussia-Steinbach are beset by rebels.
  • 12 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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