The German Empire of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Aut Vincere, Aut Mori
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Kaiser Benedikt I with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.095 billion Prussians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussia-Steinbachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Goldmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 232,109 Goldmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the nation leads Greater Dienstad in per capita stalking, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Prussia-Steinbach's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Prussia-Steinbach is ranked 5th in Greater Dienstad and 1,774th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 771 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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