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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach

“Suum Cuique”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Tyrrhenia

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The German Empire of Prussia-Steinbach is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by His Majesty Kaiser Benedikt I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.112 billion Prussia-Steinbachians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Book Publishing.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and citizens must pay to enjoy Prussia-Steinbach's pristine beaches. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prussia-Steinbach's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its currency is the Mark.

Prussia-Steinbach is ranked 19th in Tyrrhenia and 111,529th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -54 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 42 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, citizens must pay to enjoy Prussia-Steinbach's pristine beaches.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 66 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • 67 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach lodged a message on the Tyrrhenia Regional Message Board.
  • 86 days ago: Prussia-Steinbach's influence in Tyrrhenia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 99 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 99 days ago: Following new legislation in Prussia-Steinbach, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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