Provisional Irish Republican Army
Population | 21.871 billion |
Capital | New Dublin |
Leader | Sir Keith |
Currency | pound |
Animal | irish wolfhound |
The Holy Green Republic of Provisional Irish Republican Army is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Keith with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.871 billion Provisional Irish Republican Armyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dublin. The average income tax rate is 5.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Provisional Irish Republican Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,636 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 303,418 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Provisional Irish Republican Army's national animal is the irish wolfhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Provisional Irish Republican Army is ranked 18,600th in the world and 21st in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Stationary, with 1,670.91419450312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Provisional Irish Republican Army's influence in The Kingdom of Great Britain rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Provisional Irish Republican Army was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Provisional Irish Republican Army, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.