Fattest Citizens: 1,371st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,428th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,593rd
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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.235 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 91.5 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,905 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 43,502 per year while the poor average 1,418, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 3,093rd in the world and 3rd in League of Christian Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 269.08 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Fattest Citizens: 1,371stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,593rdTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,510thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,093rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,096thHighest Crime Rates: 3,710thMost Avoided: 3,943rdMost Devout: 4,996thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,161stRudest Citizens: 5,723rdMost Armed: 6,335thTop
Nudest: 10,735thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,279thMost Pro-Market: 13,001stMost Influential: 13,454thLargest Populations: 14,793rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,355th
Nudest: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the region

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