Fattest Citizens: 1,360th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,443rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,590th
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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.941 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 88.2 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,865 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 42,219 per year while the poor average 1,477, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

The only places to see Dolphins now are at local zoos, President George Roberts's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 191,275th in the world and 27th in League of Christian Nations for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 8.89 Tourists Per Hour.

Fattest Citizens: 1,360thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,590thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,075thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,108thHighest Crime Rates: 3,645thMost Avoided: 3,912thMost Devout: 4,951stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,368thMost Armed: 6,115thRudest Citizens: 6,514thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,457thNudest: 11,887thMost Influential: 13,580thLargest Populations: 15,171stMost Pro-Market: 16,623rd
Most Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

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