Fattest Citizens: 1,363rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,465th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,596th
The Republic of
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Together we aspire, together we achieve
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Permanent Security Council Member/Attorney-General
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.322 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 82.2 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,874 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 41,115 per year while the poor average 1,550, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, the armed forces are vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Provincian language, and citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 47,602nd in the world and 11th in League of Christian Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 38.5 Quips Per Hour.

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Fattest Citizens: 1,363rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,465thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,596thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,553rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,203rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,747thMost Avoided: 3,825thMost Devout: 4,861stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,083rdRudest Citizens: 5,306thMost Armed: 6,317thMost Stationary: 7,245thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,537thNudest: 9,596thMost Influential: 12,260thMost Pro-Market: 12,730th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Provincian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, the armed forces are vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Providence and Port Hope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Providence and Port Hope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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