Fattest Citizens: 1,338th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,358th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,407th
The Republic of
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Together we aspire, together we achieve
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Permanent Security Council Member/Attorney-General
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.951 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 79.3 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,970 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 50,279 per year while the poor average 1,102, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, army rations are served on silver platters, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 189,375th in the world and 30th in League of Christian Nations for Best Weather, with -146 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Fattest Citizens: 1,338thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,358thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,407thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,481stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,631stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,931stHighest Crime Rates: 3,569thMost Avoided: 3,730thRudest Citizens: 4,132ndMost Devout: 4,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,833rdMost Armed: 6,309thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,247thMost Stationary: 7,469thMost Pro-Market: 7,566thTop
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Nudest: 10,316thMost Influential: 12,095thLargest Populations: 16,632ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,491st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Providence and Port Hope was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Providence and Port Hope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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