Fattest Citizens: 1,313th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,431st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,571st
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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.398 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 82.8 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,860 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 42,195 per year while the poor average 1,477, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 163,550th in the world and 28th in League of Christian Nations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.08 Years.

Fattest Citizens: 1,313thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,431stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,571stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,567thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,006thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,096thHighest Crime Rates: 3,519thMost Avoided: 3,832ndMost Devout: 4,927thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,163rdRudest Citizens: 5,328thMost Armed: 5,850thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,342ndNudest: 9,943rdMost Pro-Market: 12,027thMost Influential: 13,505thLargest Populations: 15,963rd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the region

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