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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.18 billion Provincians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 51.6 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 8,349 Provincian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 22nd in League of Christian Nations and 123,040th in the world for Best Weather, with -209 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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