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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.44 billion Provincians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 101 trillion Caribbean Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 18,685 Caribbean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 32nd in League of Christian Nations and 123,588th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -13 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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