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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.327 billion Provincians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 77.4 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 12,239 Provincian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason, the nation is now proudly cholera-free, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 25th in League of Christian Nations and 118,728th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -142 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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