Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,392nd Fattest Citizens: 1,397th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,476th
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Together we aspire, together we achieve
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Permanent Security Council Member/Attorney-General
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.1 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 80.6 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,952 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 43,140 per year while the poor average 1,457, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, Providence and Port Hope's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 178,833rd in the world and 32nd in League of Christian Nations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.17 Years.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,392ndFattest Citizens: 1,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,476thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,786thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,874thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,015thHighest Crime Rates: 3,719thMost Avoided: 3,794thMost Devout: 4,783rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,943rdRudest Citizens: 5,132ndMost Armed: 6,696thMost Stationary: 7,352ndTop
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Nudest: 9,174thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,635thMost Pro-Market: 11,802ndMost Influential: 12,201stLargest Populations: 16,254thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,859th
Top
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Providence and Port Hope was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, Providence and Port Hope's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, Providence and Port Hope is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy.
  • : Following new legislation in Providence and Port Hope, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Providence and Port Hope was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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