Fattest Citizens: 1,366th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,444th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,578th
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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.788 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 86.8 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,875 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 42,260 per year while the poor average 1,479, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and the only places to see Dolphins now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 3,017th in the world and 2nd in League of Christian Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 268.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Fattest Citizens: 1,366thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,444thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,578thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,614thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,017thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,055thHighest Crime Rates: 3,631stMost Avoided: 3,843rdMost Devout: 4,963rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,309thMost Armed: 5,939thRudest Citizens: 6,375thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,488thNudest: 11,089thMost Influential: 13,662ndMost Pro-Market: 14,159thLargest Populations: 15,276th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

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