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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,602ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,670th
The Godforsaken Badlands of
Corporate Police State
We Have Come To Haunt The Topless Bars Of Ilium
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Prince Bong Bong Barmy

Population30.386 billion

CapitalKismet
LeaderWild Bill Barmy
FaithKismetism

Currencycookie
Animalpeep

The Godforsaken Badlands of Prince Bong Bong Barmy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wild Bill Barmy with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.386 billion Prince Bong Bong Barmyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kismet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The all-consuming Prince Bong Bong Barmyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,594 trillion cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 118,292 cookies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 791,376 per year while the poor average 6,669, a ratio of 118 to 1.

Tens of thousands of Prince Bong Bong Barmyians rock the night away at the annual SuperLob, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Prince Bong Bong Barmy's national animal is the peep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kismetism.

Prince Bong Bong Barmy is ranked 3,755th in the world and 1st in The Old West for Most Stationary, with 3,574.70604552 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,602ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,670thMost Stationary: 3,755thLargest Populations: 4,262ndHighest Economic Output: 5,615thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,153rdMost Armed: 8,406thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,117thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,081stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,434thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,708thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,944thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,642ndMost Conservative: 25,072ndMost Corrupt Governments: 26,286thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28,595thLargest Retail Industry: 29,043rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Prince Bong Bong Barmy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Prince Bong Bong Barmy, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.

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