The Free Land of Prima Lesbos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 7.137 billion Lesbians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Prima Lesbosian economy, worth 589 trillion vibratos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 82,656 vibratos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, ill and injured visitors in Prima Lesbos have to walk it off until they return home, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prima Lesbos's national animal is the shrew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prima Lesbos is ranked 41,986^th in the world and 2^nd in NS Forgery II for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.88 law-abiding acts per hour.