Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,238th Most Devout: 1,692nd Most Beautiful Environments: 3,056th
The New Tetrarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Oh God's country, oh how we love thee!
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The New Tetrarchy of Pratse is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Tetrarchs with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.602 billion Pratseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pratterhof. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pratsean economy, worth 704 trillion Gehrungs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,678 Gehrungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pratse's national animal is the garghole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sonderweg.

Pratse is ranked 3,917th in the world and 2nd in Hemithea for Best Weather, with 253 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,238thMost Devout: 1,692ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,665thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,755thSafest: 3,824thBest Weather: 3,917thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,399thMost Cultured: 4,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,805thMost Developed: 4,852ndLargest Governments: 5,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,320thLowest Crime Rates: 6,004thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,509thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,340thHealthiest Citizens: 10,661stMost Pacifist: 12,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,305thHighest Economic Output: 14,655thMost Efficient Economies: 14,976thMost Primitive: 16,836thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,916thNicest Citizens: 17,050th
Top
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pratse's influence in Hemithea rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Pratse, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Pratse's influence in Hemithea rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Pratse was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Pratse, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Pratse, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts.
  • : Pratse was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Pratse, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Pratse, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Pratse, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.

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