The Holiday Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Paradise.
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holiday Paradise of Port Louis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Himself with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.885 billion Port Louisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Louis. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Port Louisian economy, worth 878 trillion mauritian rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,934 mauritian rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, it's always rabbit season, and stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Louis's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Port Louis is ranked 2nd in pacific and 2,212th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 12 days ago: Port Louis fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 105 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
  • 131 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet.
  • 133 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, it's always rabbit season.
  • 135 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 137 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 139 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 141 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 143 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 143 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, all weapon research has been banned.

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by Max Barry

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