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The Holiday Paradise of Port Louis

“Paradise.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: pacific

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The Holiday Paradise of Port Louis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Himself with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service. Its hard-nosed population of 9.987 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Louis. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, elections have been outlawed, the government seizes all major gold finds, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Louis's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mauritian rupee.

Port Louis is ranked 6th in pacific and 94,459th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -85.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 47 days ago: Port Louis's influence in Pacific rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 56 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 160 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 199 days ago: Port Louis fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 299 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 355 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • 356 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 358 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, elections have been outlawed.
  • 360 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 362 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.

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by Max Barry

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