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The Holiday Paradise of Port Louis

“Paradise.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: pacific

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The Holiday Paradise of Port Louis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Himself with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.72 billion Port Louisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Louis. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Port Louisian economy, worth 865 trillion mauritian rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,868 mauritian rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, it's always rabbit season, and stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Louis's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Port Louis is ranked 1st in pacific and 8,653rd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 64 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 76 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
  • 102 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet.
  • 104 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, it's always rabbit season.
  • 106 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 108 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 110 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 112 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 114 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 114 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, all weapon research has been banned.
  • 114 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, only the brainiest citizens become academics.

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by Max Barry

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