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The Holiday Paradise of Port Louis

“Paradise.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: pacific

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The Holiday Paradise of Port Louis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Himself with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 10.821 billion Port Louisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Louis. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, elections have been outlawed, the government seizes all major gold finds, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Port Louis's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mauritian rupee.

Port Louis is ranked 4th in pacific and 17,355th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 11.2 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 183 days ago: Port Louis's influence in Pacific rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 192 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 296 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 335 days ago: Port Louis fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 1 year 70 days ago: Port Louis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 1 year 126 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • 1 year 127 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 1 year 129 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, elections have been outlawed.
  • 1 year 131 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 1 year 133 days ago: Following new legislation in Port Louis, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one.

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by Max Barry

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