The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Salus Populi Est Suprema Lex
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Republic of Porcu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vopiscus Tarquinius Atratinus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 21.423 billion Porcuians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ariminae. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Porcuian economy, worth a remarkable 6,199 trillion Denariuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,364 Denariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Porcu's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porcu is ranked 17th in European Continent and 116,546th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring -69.785 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Porcu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, Vopiscus Tarquinius Atratinus's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Porcu, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.

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