The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Salus Populi Est Suprema Lex
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Porcu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vopiscus Tarquinius Atratinus with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.515 billion Porcuians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ariminae. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Porcuian economy, worth a remarkable 6,039 trillion Denariuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,406 Denariuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', governments opposing Porcu are beset by rebels, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Porcu's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Porcu is ranked 1st in European Continent and 189th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, governments opposing Porcu are beset by rebels.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 7 days ago: Porcu was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 9 days ago: Porcu fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Porcu, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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