Most Influential: 146th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 235th Most Armed: 256th
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The Holy Empire of Pope Joan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pope Joan with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.966 billion Pope Joaners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pistis City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pope Joanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,851 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 226,996 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, artificial intelligence seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and loans are available for students from poor families. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pope Joan's national animal is the tarepanda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pope Joan is ranked 1,797th in the world and 16th in Europeia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 10,239.09 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 146thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 235thMost Armed: 256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341stHighest Crime Rates: 458thFattest Citizens: 464thMost Rebellious Youth: 695thRudest Citizens: 743rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 891stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 978thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,046thMost Stationary: 1,094thLargest Retail Industry: 1,434thHighest Economic Output: 1,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,520thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,797thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,747thHighest Average Incomes: 3,193rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,324thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,647thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,983rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,211thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,656thLargest Populations: 5,000thMost Avoided: 5,070thLargest Mining Sector: 5,272ndMost Devout: 6,379thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,546thMost Cultured: 8,868thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,685thHighest Drug Use: 10,835thMost Inclusive: 12,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,417thNudest: 14,815thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,904th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 80th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 131st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionNudest: 151st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 162nd in the region

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