Most Influential: 167th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 249th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th
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The Holy Empire of Pope Joan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pope Joan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.768 billion Pope Joaners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pistis City. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Pope Joanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,506 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 222,352 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pope Joan's national animal is the tarepanda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pope Joan is ranked 178,485th in the world and 1,542nd in Europeia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 8.99 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Influential: 167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315thMost Armed: 379thHighest Crime Rates: 396thFattest Citizens: 495thRudest Citizens: 564thMost Rebellious Youth: 697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 819thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 849thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 862ndLargest Gambling Industry: 979thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,087thMost Stationary: 1,217thLargest Retail Industry: 1,429thHighest Economic Output: 1,563rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,844thLargest Black Market: 1,937thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,030thHighest Average Incomes: 3,077thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,536thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,770thMost Avoided: 3,906thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,911thLargest Mining Sector: 4,233rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,894thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,946thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,082ndLargest Populations: 5,308thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,044thHighest Drug Use: 6,605thNudest: 6,823rdMost Devout: 7,206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,381stTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,504thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,815thMost Politically Free: 12,554thMost Cultured: 14,626th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 20th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionNudest: 40th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the region

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