The Holy Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Pistis
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Holy Empire of Pope Joan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pope Joan with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.175 billion Pope Joaners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pistis City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pope Joanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,873 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,719 souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pope Joan's national animal is the tarepanda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pope Joan is ranked 1,040th in Europeia and 115,044th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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