Most Influential: 161st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 284th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354th
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The Holy Empire of Pope Joan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pope Joan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.997 billion Pope Joaners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pistis City. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Pope Joanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,576 trillion souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 223,576 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pope Joan's national animal is the tarepanda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pope Joan is ranked 9,606th in the world and 149th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 78.58 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354thMost Armed: 379thHighest Crime Rates: 383rdFattest Citizens: 469thMost Rebellious Youth: 669thRudest Citizens: 692ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 867thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 918thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,011thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,208thMost Stationary: 1,210thLargest Retail Industry: 1,282ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,540thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,784thLargest Black Market: 2,065thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,121stHighest Average Incomes: 3,123rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,564thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,679thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,001stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,170thMost Avoided: 4,182ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,742ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,849thLargest Mining Sector: 4,928thNudest: 5,166thHighest Drug Use: 5,219thLargest Populations: 5,262ndMost Devout: 6,890thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,606thMost Cultured: 11,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,722nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, the nation's once beautiful countryside have turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Pope Joan's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Pope Joan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Pope Joan, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.


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